Moe O’Leswright
ROLE(S) IN LEAGUE//
- Non-Skating Official (NSO)
BIO//Moe is more Dr. Science than Mr. Wizard, but his love of numbers and whistles has proved itself to be a net benefit to the league (though just barely) since his recent defection from the Omaha Rollergirls (April 2010). Moe found his derby home quickly after arriving to Denver, but he still is looking to deploy his off-track skillz (e.g. wicked guitar skillz, sweet molecular biology skillz, tight motorcycle skillz, mad dog handling skillz, and totally rad culinary skillz). Moe lacks skillz in the following areas: no skateboarding skillz, no arm-wrestling skillz, and no karaoke skillz.
ATHLETIC BACKGROUND//Moe received the vaunted participation ribbons in the 1994-1998 Presidential Challenge Physical Fitness Test. After his crowning achievement, Moe decided to hang his gym trunks up, and focus on conservation of momentum and the acquisition of mass. Recently, Moe has been breaking with this tradition with low-impact interval frolf training.
